Taxi, Taxi!

Living in the city a girl has to catch a cab to get to the places she needs to go.  Usually those places cost some buckaroos though.  So when it comes time to pay the fare more often than not you're only left with a card.  And after having a ball at the bar or lifting your spirits at the stores, the last thing you want to hear is "can't take cards."  It's a lie, and I stopped accepting it long ago.  The trick of it friends is the second you open that back door, peer in, give a smile, and ask "do you accept credit cards?"  No cabbie is going to turn down a customer.  They'll take you.  And when they find your doorstep they have no fight to pick.  Save an argument and some frisky words.  All go home happily ever.

{Image Credit:  A Boy Can Dream}